What I find amusing is that when I was younger I gave up Philosophy as I found all the theories too fluffy to grab onto, and now in my mid twenties I realise I spend most of my time theorizing about fluffy things….
I have decided to expand on The Cupcake Theory and perhaps reveal the real idea behind it. My favourite chick flick of all time is ‘How to Lose a Guy in 10 Days’ and not least because I infact have personally completed all 10 of the ludicrously pathetic behavioural traits Kate Hudson so brilliantly portrays. In this film, the gorgeous leading man is an ad exec who thinks of the best way to advertise De Beers…Now to me, who unashamedly loves diamonds, the best way is to go – here it is, it’s shiny and sparkly…cue a million women dropping to their knees in awe.
What’s odd, and perhaps the new backbone to my theory, is he chooses ‘Ladies, Frost Yourselves’. To the less cynical, and more verbally equipped you may think this is just a clever way of describing dressing up – but me? No… see I think its all about how Women are pretty much the same things as cupcakes.
All cupcake boutiques are so gorgeous because you walk in and the colours and design of all the treats are looking up at you. Ultimately, therefore, the frosting is the most important factor to choosing your cupcake. Of course the filling has the staying power, and if after 15 mocha iced cupcakes you’re bored of just plain vanilla sponge, you will always go back to your favourite apple and cinnamon filled muffin, packed with fruity spice. But of course, the attraction lies with mocha icing as its rich brown colour with edible glitter and 3 delicately placed coffee beans sing to you…
So here it is, simply – women must adorn themselves to attract men, a very old and widely recognized theory. The edible glitter all over your body may be going slightly too far, however what one does in their own time! My point is, the hype over a simple cupcake is similar to the reaction of when women first discovered make up or sexy lingerie. The way we’re packaged up is all important.
Instead of going insanely feminist over it, I’m just going to agree and say who am I to stop women adorning themselves in sparkly things? I am instead going to advise and tell you all the best things to adorn yourselves with! So read on and be inspired.
I have decided to expand on The Cupcake Theory and perhaps reveal the real idea behind it. My favourite chick flick of all time is ‘How to Lose a Guy in 10 Days’ and not least because I infact have personally completed all 10 of the ludicrously pathetic behavioural traits Kate Hudson so brilliantly portrays. In this film, the gorgeous leading man is an ad exec who thinks of the best way to advertise De Beers…Now to me, who unashamedly loves diamonds, the best way is to go – here it is, it’s shiny and sparkly…cue a million women dropping to their knees in awe.
What’s odd, and perhaps the new backbone to my theory, is he chooses ‘Ladies, Frost Yourselves’. To the less cynical, and more verbally equipped you may think this is just a clever way of describing dressing up – but me? No… see I think its all about how Women are pretty much the same things as cupcakes.
All cupcake boutiques are so gorgeous because you walk in and the colours and design of all the treats are looking up at you. Ultimately, therefore, the frosting is the most important factor to choosing your cupcake. Of course the filling has the staying power, and if after 15 mocha iced cupcakes you’re bored of just plain vanilla sponge, you will always go back to your favourite apple and cinnamon filled muffin, packed with fruity spice. But of course, the attraction lies with mocha icing as its rich brown colour with edible glitter and 3 delicately placed coffee beans sing to you…So here it is, simply – women must adorn themselves to attract men, a very old and widely recognized theory. The edible glitter all over your body may be going slightly too far, however what one does in their own time! My point is, the hype over a simple cupcake is similar to the reaction of when women first discovered make up or sexy lingerie. The way we’re packaged up is all important.
Instead of going insanely feminist over it, I’m just going to agree and say who am I to stop women adorning themselves in sparkly things? I am instead going to advise and tell you all the best things to adorn yourselves with! So read on and be inspired.
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